Chisea

unpopuler:

eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods

(via thefuuuucomics)

mypocketshurt90:

n-a-blue-box:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

i got asked once if i have an orgasm when i put one in. 

i calmly looked at my friend that asked me the gem of brilliance and replied, very calmly, “Never touch a woman. Never. if you get the urge, slam your dick in a door”

"Wait…the pad goes on your underwear?"
"Yes? ….where did you think it went?"
"Don’t they have sticky stuff?"
"….yes. On one side to stick to your underwear."
"Ooooooh I thought it just glued to your skin and pubes."

(via opal-furry)

ikimaru:

I’m super late to the party but here you go wohoo

(via renyrenee)

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

(via couldntfindagoodnamesoiusedthis1)

the-ice-castle:

Gross and emotionally constipated old men that try (and fail) to hide their affection towards their grandkids(/nephew/niece) are my favorite kind of character

(via hideousteeth)